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"BED PF ROSES" Bon Jovi

Posté le 17.04.2007 par mella
Sitting here wasted and wounded
at this old piano
Trying hard to capture
the moment this morning I don't know
'Cause a bottle of vodka
is still lodged in my head
And some blond gave me nightmares
I think she's still in my bed
As I dream about movies
they won't make of me when I'm dead

With an ironclad fist I wake up and
French kiss the morning
While some marching band keeps
its own beat in my head
While we're talking
About all of the things that I long to believe
About love and the truth and
what you mean to me
And the truth is baby you're all that I need

I want to lay you on a bed of roses
For tonite I sleep on a bed on nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay you down on bed of roses

Well I'm so far away
That each step that I take is on my way home
A king's ransom in dimes I'd given each night
Just to see through this payphone
Still I run out of time
Or it's hard to get through
Till the bird on the wire flies me back to you
I'll just close my eyes and whisper,
baby blind love is true

I want to lay you down on a bed of roses
For tonite I sleep on a bed on nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay you down on bed of roses

The hotel bar hangover whiskey's gone dry
The barkeeper's wig's crooked
And she's giving me the eye
I might have said yeah
But I laughed so hard I think I died

When you close your eyes
Know I'll be thinking about you
While my mistress she calls me
To stand in her spotlight again
Tonite I won't be alone
But you know that don't
Mean I'm not lonely I've got nothing to prove
For it's you that I'd die to defend

I want to lay you down on a bed of roses
For tonite I sleep on a bed on nails
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
And lay you down on bed of roses



--

"EYE IN THE SKY" Alan Parsons

Posté le 15.04.2007 par mella
Don't think sorry's easily said
Don't try turning tables instead
You've taken lots of Chances before
But I'm not gonna give anymore
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
Cause part of me knows what you're thinkin'

Don't say words you're gonna regret
Don't let the fire rush to your head
I've heard the accusation before
And I ain't gonna take any more
Believe me
The sun in your Eyes
Made some of the lies worth believing

{Chorus:}
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see any more
To know that
I can read your mind, I can read your mind

Don't leave false illusions behind
Don't Cry cause I ain't chnaging my mind
So find another fool like before
Cause I ain't gonna live anymore believing
Some of the lies while all of the Signs are deceiving

I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see any more
To know that
I can read your mind, I can read your mind

"I'M NOT IN LOVE" TenCC

Posté le 14.04.2007 par mella
I'm not in love, so don't forget it
It's just a silly phase I'm going through
And just because I call you up
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made

I'm not in love, no no, it's because
I like to see you, but then again
That doesn't mean you mean that much to me
So if I call you, don't make a fuzz
Don't tell your friends about the two of us
I'm not in love, no no, it's because
I keep your picture upon the wall
It hides a nasty stain that's lying there
So don't you ask me to give it back
I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me
I'm not in love, no no, it's because

Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me
Ooh, you'll wait a long time

I'm not in love, I'm not in love

"STAN" Eminem + Dido

Posté le 13.04.2007 par mella
Chorus: Dido

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background
2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}
.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!


"POUR UN FLIRTE AVEC TOI" Michel Delpech

Posté le 13.04.2007 par mella
Pour un flirt avec toi
Je ferais n'importe quoi
Pour un flirt avec toi
Je serais prêt à tout
Pour un simple rendez-vous
Pour un flirt avec toi

Pour un petit tour, un petit jour
Entre tes bras
Pour un petit tour, au petit jour
Entre tes draps

Je pourrais tout quitter
Quitte à faire démodé
Pour un flirt avec toi
Je pourrais me damner
Pour un seul baiser volé
Pour un flirt avec toi

Pour un petit tour, un petit jour
Entre tes bras
Pour un petit tour, au petit jour
Entre tes draps

Je ferais l'amoureux
Pour te câliner un peu
Pour un flirt avec toi
Je ferais des folies
Pour arriver dans ton lit
Pour un flirt avec toi

Pour un petit tour, un petit jour
Entre tes bras
Pour un petit tour, au petit jour
Entre tes draps

"FRAGILE" Sting

Posté le 08.04.2007 par mella
If blood will flow when fresh and steel are one
Drying in the colour of the evening sun
Tomorrows rain will wash the stains away
But something in our minds will always stay
Perhaps this final act was meant
To clinch a lifetimes argument
That nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could
For all those born beneath an angry star
Lest we forget how fragile we are

On and on the rain will fall
Like tears from a star like tears from a star
On and on the rain will say
How fragile we are how fragile we are

On and on the rain will fall
Like tears from a star like tears from a star
On and on the rain will say
How fragile we are how fragile we are
How fragile we are how fragile we are

"FEMME LIBéRéE" Cookie Dingler

Posté le 08.04.2007 par mella
Elle est abonnée à Marie Claire
Dans L'nouvel Ob's elle ne lit que Brétécher
Le monde y a longtemps qu'elle fait plus semblant
Elle achète Match en cachette c'est bien plus marrant

{Refrain: 2x}
Ne la laisse pas tomber
Elle est si fragile
Etre une femme libérée tu sais c'est pas si facile

Au fond de son lit un macho s'endort
Qui ne l'aimera pas plus loin que l'aurore
Mais elle s'en fout, elle s'éclate quand même
Et lui ronronne des tonnes de "je t'aime"

{Refrain}

Sa première ride lui fait du souci
Le reflet du miroir pèse sur sa vie
Elle rentre son ventre à chaque fois qu'elle sort
Même dans "Elle" ils disent qu'il faut faire un effort

{Refrain}

Elle fume beaucoup elle a des avis sur tout
Elle aime raconter qu'elle sait changer une roue
Elle avoue son âge celui de ses enfants
Et goûte même un p'tit joint de temps en temps

{Refrain ad libitum..}

"JE VIENS PAS TE PARLER D'AMOUR" Daniel Guichard

Posté le 08.04.2007 par mella
Je voulais pas te déranger
Je passais là par hasard
J'ai vu la lumière allumée
Je suis venu te dire bonsoir.
J'ai pas grand chose à raconter
Les cheveux longs ça te va bien
Tu as l'air très bien installé
Moi je vais presque bien.

Je viens pas te parler d'amour,
C'est pas mon truc à moi,
Les grands mots et les beaux discours tu sais,
J'ai jamais su faire ça,
Je viens pas te parler d'amour,
Je viens parler de moi,
Quand le temps me paraît trop court,
J'aime venir chez toi.

Dis moi pour la nouvelle école,
Les enfants est ce que ça leurs va
Tu dis qu'ils vont te rendre folle
Mais tu les aimes trop je crois.

Ne me parles pas de ta vie
De cet instituteur charmant
Qui doit t'aimer à la folie
Moi je suis différent

Je viens pas te parler d'amour,
C'est pas mon truc à moi,
Les grands mots et les beaux discours tu sais,
J'ai jamais su faire ça,
Je viens pas te parler d'amour,
Je viens parler de moi,
Quand le temps me paraît trop court,
J'aime venir chez toi.

Je viens pas te parler d'amour,
C'est pas mon truc à moi,
Les grands mots et les beaux discours tu sais,
J'ai jamais su faire ça,
Je viens pas te parler d'amour,
Je viens parler de moi,
Quand le temps me paraît trop court,
J'aime venir chez toi.

"TANT PIS" Roch Voisine

Posté le 08.04.2007 par mella
Et si, j'ai tort
De lire, dans tes pensées
Ou rien de beau,
Ne m'échappe, à par toi
Seuls quelques silences
M'effleurent encore quand je danse
Je n'ai plus de raison d'aimer

Et tant pis, si je me détruis
Et je fais le tour
De tes mots, tes promesses
Et tes envies d'ailleurs
Et tant pis, si tu m'interdis
D'être pour toi l'unique objet
De tes désirs. Même obscures

Et fière, où non
Là n'est pas la question
Et je n'attends rien
De tes ombres, de tes efforts
J'ai pris au soleil
Le feu qui manque à ton corps
Et perdu ton âme à l'horizon

Je m'attends à tout, sauf à toi
Je ne t'aurai jamais que pour moi
Et quand j'y crois ton coeur n'ose pas

Alors tant pis, si je me détruis
Et je fais le tour
De mes mots, mes faiblesses
Et mes envies d'ailleurs
Et tant pis, si tu m'interdis
D'être pour toi l'unique objet
De ton désirs,
Je reste pur malgré ma blessure

"HURT" Christina Aguilera

Posté le 06.04.2007 par mella
Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face
You told me how proud you were but I walked away
If only I knew what I know today

I would hold you in my arms
I would take the pain away
Thank you for all you've done
Forgive all your mistakes
There's nothing I wouldn't do
To hear your voice again
Sometimes I want to call you but I know you won't be there

I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself by hurting you
Someday I feel broke inside but I won't admit
Sometimes I just want to hide 'cause it's you I miss
You know it's so hard to say goodbye when it comes to this

Would you tell me I was wrong?
Would you help me understand?
Are you looking down upon me?
Are you proud of who I am?
There's nothing I want to do
To have just one more chance
To look into your eyes and see you looking back

I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself
If I had just one more day, I would tell you how much that
I've missed you since you've been away

Oh, it's dangerous
It's so I'm afraid to try to turn back time

I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself

By hurting you
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